Stand where you are, look around, and list whatever liquidy thing is closest to you. This is now your fanfic lube.
A variety and assortment of cooking oils.
It’s nacho cheese today.
Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes.
Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.
Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said.
Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.
Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me.
Virgo: You’re all uncultured swines.
Libra: Stop war hug more.
Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep.
Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend.
Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex.
Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.
Pisces: Fuck my life.
Steve Carlsberg celebrating
withnear Cecil after getting rid of Kevin
Welcome to Night Vale 2 year anniversary live show
Send me some numbers, and I will tell you:
- What does their bedroom look like?
- Do they have any daily rituals?
- Do they exercise, and if so, what do they do? How often?
- What would they do if they needed to make dinner but the kitchen was busy?
- Cleanliness habits…
he’s like some sort of greek god
He’s the greek god of lumberjacks
h-hi yes good morning everyone
Yuuuuum. Beards are my fave.This is Earl Harlan, and you cannot convince me otherwise.
INFJ: Flower crown- “Let’s make one together!”
ESTP: Arm candy- “Jealous?”
INTJ: Burgundy lipstick- “I was going to wear red lipstick, but it didn’t say ‘I could kill a man’ loud enough”
ESFP: Prom dress, if they could- “Why not look your best, all the time?”